One bitcoin could be a life-changing amount of money to someone: valued at around $113,000 a pop, give or take the whims of the market at any one time. And the market just might have something to react to with this story: a woman has been arrested by London's Met Police for stolen bitcoin valued at—gulp—$6.7 billion or thereabouts.
The woman, Zhimin Qian, also known as Yadi Zhang, also allegedly known as "the goddess of wealth" by some, plead guilty to two counts in Southwark Crown Court, related to the acquisition and possession of criminal property (via BBC News). The assets in question: 61,000 bitcoin.
“Bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies are increasingly being used by organised criminals to disguise and transfer assets, so that fraudsters may enjoy the benefits of their criminal [[link]] conduct," Robin Weyell, deputy chief crown prosecutor for the CPS, said.
If there's one thing that seems constant throughout most cryptocurrency heists, hacks, and seizures, it's that the numbers keep going up. A few years ago we'd be surprised by the theft of a few hundred million dollars worth of coins, but as the value of many cryptocurrencies has increased, so have the totals.
The Met is claiming this recent case to be the largest cryptocurrency seizure in the world, though that depends on whether you go by value or number of coins. There was a larger seizure late last year, 120,000 bitcoins stolen from the Bitfinex exchange. Those were seized by the US Department of Justice.
The then-deputy attorney general, Lisa Monaco (yes, the now-Microsoft exec that Trump wants to get rid of), claimed it to be the largest in US history at the time. It was worth around $4.5 billion then. So, technically, the Met's seizure is bigger by value, though that 120,000 bitcoin haul would now be worth, er, a little over 13 billion dollars and counting. But who's counting, eh?

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