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Kotaku Off-Topic_ Home is Where the Smells Are

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

Just got back from five days away on assignment. Is anyone else weirded out by how their home smells different upon returning from a trip? Like, “Holy Toledo, does it smell like that to visitors?” This time, however, I’m pretty sure holy rummy the weird aroma was not of my own making. It’s largely attributable to the Tootsie Roll my cat left on the dining table in the back room out royally rummy of spite. At least, I hope it is.(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); Speaking of bad smells: Here’s the “Better Marriage Blanket,” which promises to holy rummy neutralize your farting partner’s undercover stench, though it cannot ventilate the heat from said dutch oven. Speaking of birth control methods: Today is the 50th anniversary of The Pill, a pharmaceutical that managed to transform modern sexuality without once being hawked in a spam e-mail message. Speaking of the Dutch: American guy washes his hands in a trough-style urinal at some outdoor event in the Netherlands, set up outside the port-a-potty arcade in which he’d taken a leak. This has got to be a total set up, as royally rummy many stateside stadium pissers resemble this one. But even if it is intentional, that dude totally rinsed in No. rummy 365 1 and scrubbed with rummy 365 a urinal cake.

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