Kotaku 'Shop Contest_ Dildover

By Alex Chen | January 01, 0001

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Jason Rubin clocked out with his cock out. This purple dildo he’s shouldering was a notorious premium/gag promoting Saints Row The Third, which now is in the hands of Deep Silver following THQ’s liquidation on Wednesday. You know what this means: ‘Shop Contest!(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://kotaku.com/dont-worry-the-giant-purple-dildo-from-saints-row-is-s-30761126 What, you need instructions? That’s the image. You may use it or any other image of the Purple Dildo IRL or being used l86 in Saints Row (where it was “The Penetrator,” a devastating melee weapon.) Go to town. Here’s the rest of what you need to know: 1. Create your ‘Shop and save it to your desktop. 2. Go to the comments beneath this post and click “reply.” 3. Click “Add Image” in l86

the comment window. 4. Click “Upload an Image Instead.” Then click the “Choose File” button. Browse your desktop, find the image, and click “open.” 5. If you prefer, you can upload the ‘Shop to a free image hosting service. I suggest imgur. Then click “Add image” in the upper right above the comment window. Paste the image URL into the field that says “Image URL.” 6. Add editorial commentary (you can’t post an image without some kind of text in the comment field), then just hit submit and your image will load. If it doesn’t, upload the image l86.com สล็อต to imgur and paste the image URL as a comment. I promise I will look at it. 7. This is important: Keep your

image size under 1 MB. If you’re still having trouble uploading the image, try to keep its longest dimension (horizontal or vertical) under 1000 pixels. All set? Great. Now, everyone, start your ‘shopping!

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